how about Anderson Cooper describing Trump on the podium as ‘an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun’   hahahahaha

I haaaaaaaatttte RyanAir, but that tweet? **chef’s kiss**.

Yep. I’m in the SFV and, despite how diverse it is, you still catch a whiff of duelling banjos in quite a few places.

it’s obvious he was tucking that’s the point, they’re gonna run a lazy framed story into the ground until he looks terrible anyway because that’s how trump does it, i hope it works, fuck that ghoul

While I agree about asking Trump that question, I am doubtful it would make any difference to his cult followers. Who knew that the seventh season of American Horror Story would be the most terrifying because it came true.

me seeing the fly

Eddie Van Halen dies, Trump basically declares to hold the entire countries needs as a hostage....

He’s somehow counting on his cult of personality being bigger than it is.

not to mention he’s far from out of danger, there have been several cases where a COVID patient was sent home because they were thought to be feeling better and then suddenly they took a turn for the worse and died in a matter of hours, so fingers crossed.

This feeling is hard for me to articulate, but, even four years into his presidency, I’ll sometimes have this strange, jarring realization that he’s the president. I mean, I know he is, in true fact, but occasionally, out of the blue, the insanity of this reality hits me hard as I’m just casually scrolling headlines…

Quick someone pretend he has a very important executive order to sign.

Imagine if the religious fundamentalist hackjob of a Judge they try to ram into the court before leaving is the Typhoid Mary of the entire operation. 

Meanwhile, Herman Cain’s ghost:

This dude doesn’t need to die, he needs to suffer.

I really want Biden to open by offering Trump a five-dollar bill to help him get back on his feet/pay his taxes since it turns out he’s been losing a ton of money. Or offer him a wig so he doesn’t have to keep spending so much on hair care.

Side note: Favorite new nickname for Trump after this tax story.

Its bad enough schools don't have the money and resources to teach already, what the fuck can you do, you orange fuck, TAKE AWAY THE NOTHING THEY ALREADY HAVE?

i hope he fucking strokes and dies during the debates.

Dude looks like crying Toby Maguire...