In hindsight, I should have told JFK to go with the hardtop Continental.

16 year old me recommended a late 80s Chrylser LeBaron coupe to a high school friend who was about to get his license because I thought it was a good looking car. You may kick me off the site if necessary.

Not even the Duke boys could clear that. 

Also, why does it have a stripper pole?

Kill it with fire.

I would expect the person jumping out of that would be wearing no fewer than three pairs of wrap around shades at the same time, an uncountable number of visors and have their upper body tattooed to look like a “TapOut” t-shirt. And for them to fall on their face when they hit the ground.

Download Parler I assume. 

Burn this image into your brains for the next time some idiot writer or commenter tells you how much better cars were in the 80s-90s.

But...EVERYONE drives a Subaru in CO. It’s part of the welcome package!

Selling to dead people is all they have going on.  No danger there.

Wee-Wagen

Tell me you don’t understand Priuses without telling me you don’t understand Priuses

I agree that Easter is better, but the seasonal Reese’s shapes (xmas trees, pumpkins, eggs, etc.) are all better than the cups.

I would say two things:

Because it isn’t their Vibe...

She was definitely gourd.

What percentage of any brand of truck owners max out their capabilities?

the reality is, unless you tow a large RV or boat, or are someone who actually hauls several thousands of pounds of gear on a daily basis for work, the Ridgeline is actually the pickup you need.

you can tow a boat up to 4500 lbs (i.e about a 23 foot boat), an RV up to 3500 lbs (which is roughly a 21 foot RV trailer),…