If you regularly read Jalopnik, you could be forgiven for taking this as a positive headline.

the tippy canoe-like Bronco II

There’s, obviously, an inverse relationship between danger-to-dog and deliciousness-to-dog with regard to willingness to drop it when asked. Particularly in the case of my jack russell-beagle mix. Chicken bones are the worst. 

My phrasing was deliberately ambiguous for that very reason. 

Nah. Guys who do that have the case ripped open and seatbelted into the passenger seat. He’ll happilly toss you one in the back seat.

I used to live in an adjacent state with a hearty reputation for grift and corruption (both private and public entities), and Rhode Island was still the punchline for grift and corruption. What a bunch of weiners.

We would have also accepted...

#stalinstraps

I had a 1992 and that was a great little drawer! 

Console/armrest in my Fit is just fine. But when my ex- and I were discussing what car to replace first, her Fiesta had to go because it had NO armrest in the center. 

Not a vegan here, but I agree—the best vegan dishes always seem to be proudly so. That is, made wholly and apparently from veggies and starches and grains and seasonings and whatnot.

Can confim — Stop and Shop, at least the ones near me, in Connecticut had them when I lived there. As some who LOVES peanut butter and eats 1-2 lb per week as a single person, Bamba is... fine. I enjoyed but not enough to buy it very often.

In theory, that means that you can cram yourself and seven of your best buds in there.

I look forward to hearing about how it’s communism when the government tells you to do something you don’t want to AND when big corporations tell you do something you don’t want to.

Commemorating a quarter of a century of changing the conversation about itself!

Jalopnik is rife with jokes about British electrical systems. Check out any post over there about Land Rovers or MGs and you’ll get a number of answers.

Maybe in Michigan, as is apparently the case in Kentucky, cars aren’t sold equipped with turn signals. 

How am I supposed to hit my kids in the back seat if I’m wearing a seatbelt all the time?