Fixed it for you.

I have a Fit and just did the same. The ride is not great—it rides rough over rough roads as one might expect, but that’s not why I got it. People seeking a luxurious ride aren’t buying a Fit.

I agree with that.

For those who live in New England, Ocean State Job Lot is the place for weird snacks.

Alaska is also working on legislation to allow nude sunbathing, and Florida just extended their moose hunting season.

Boo!

Randy Travis trim: All fringe everything.

This question feels... dumb, but I’m asking anyway. 

Have fit. Can vouch.

For those who are childless, I would imagine that shitting your own pants would similarly speed up the process.

Why are you keeping this (“that tucks into the trunk when I leave”) a secret?

I’m 32, childless, and single. I love a good van. This seems like a good van.

Got to watch out. That’s how you get Normal Al-ed.

Hold my warm beer...

A previous renter had somehow punched the 2WD/4WD toggle switch through the dashboard.

My favorite cookie mix in is the “stuff from under the couch cushions” blend. The penny means a week a good luck, and whoever gets the paper clip is the goat.

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Is it possible that Michganders are just acutely aware of how shitty Domino’s is and export it to other states so they can keep all the Detroit pizza?

I’ll stick with this, thank you very much.

When you’re reaching for cinnamon, don’t accidentally grab the saffron.