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His real victory is what he’s done in advancing the image of dudes with bleached blonde hair. He’s helped move his people’s public perception forward by lightyears.

Totally possible. I stayed in two dealers’ ears with an offer and willingness to negotiate pretty consistently until they sold. Their answer to me was pretty consistently “fuck off until you’re at full price offer”. I’m also in the NE, and shit just costs more up here.

I was following a few of these last year. People ask a lot, and they seem to sit for a little while, but eventually someone comes along and pays it.

Being a good driver is really about more than these skills. I, for example, am an excellent parallel parker, but no one gives two shits because 99.9% of the time, I’m parallel parking. Plenty of kids and adults who have passed the test are shitty drivers because they’re selfish, impatient, distracted, inattentive, etc,

Exactly what I came here for.

I’m so here for those tie downs.

So many attempts at imagining the future. God, we were all wrong. 

Will it make me infertile? What are its mechanisms for spreading COVID-19? Or is this a better conveyor of murder hornets?

The 1994 shape is what people who grew up in the 60s then got to design cars in the 90s thought the future looked like.

You know what? Put regular carpet back in cars. As a dog owner, whatever car carpet they use makes getting dog hair off absolutely impossible. I can run a vaccuum around my house and get most of the hair up pretty easily. 

We cheat death every day. Live with it because the only other option is death. 

Wasn’t there even an LL Bean edition of these? #freeport #uncomfortableheavyfuckingboots

We all know car paint is scratch and sniff, so will I get a better deal if I ask the salesperson to show me to his or her favorite smelling cars or if I just set out into the lot with my quarter and start scratching for myself?

ignore me...

You spend ⅓ of your life in there, so you shouldn’t skimp.

I made a version of that with little folded up pieces of foil. Very tightly folded. It worked well for a few months then I had to re-do one or two sides, but it’s way better than it was.

Fair point. I’m now interesting to see if a 2040 Radwood exists and features one these badboys.

Exactly. This was a car people seem to have rightly panned when it was new. The idea of lightly rebadging ANY Oldsmobile in a way that loops in the word Aero is laughable.

Agreed. I’m sad I’m not able to cast a meaningful vote for a truly progressive candidate who lights a political fire in my loins, but I’d rather cast a meaningful vote to unseat the petty wannabe tyrant than a tiny symbolic stand that leads to four more years of... whatever this has been.