I live in New England (as a transplant), and DD is garbage. It’s annoying. I go to Pride or Cumberland farms before I go to Dunkin’.

I also foresee this issue. I am going to be shoveling Spanish ham into my cart so fast that I am not sure the camera will be able to keep up. I mean, I don’t really want to be paying for a fifth ham on top of the cuatro I DID buy.

Puerile? Proverbial? Kudos to you!

I met the David Tracy of bikes. Actually, no, this guy was on another plane.

SO TWITCHY! And, yeah, sometimes all aluminum is too much aluminum. I used it for a few winters on rollers, and with its geometry, it’s not ideal on there either. 

And it’s oh so brown!

I got a pair of Uniqlo jeans for $30 that are amazing and basically jeggings but thicker and for dudes. I’ve never liked jeans until I got them.

I got a pair of Uniqlo jeans for $30 that are amazing and basically jeggings but thicker and for dudes. I’ve never…

I have a late 80s Cannondale that also drives me nuts but for different reasons. Everything works fine, and I want to love riding it (and I did at one point). Then I hung it up for a while, and I just can’t get comfortable on it again. It’s a 54cm, and I should probably be on a 56 these days. I used to like it for…

When you access their Wifi, does it make their page pop up after the log-in or confirmation page thing? 

I am a regular at my local lot store because they have a weirdly good food section. I was standing by their weird little section of various smoked fishes and shellfishes and whatnot and wondering how I might work some of those in. Please feel free to chime in with other canned fish suggestions!

My ex’s mother won a short-term subscription or something similar and gifted it to us. We used it for a meal or two a week for a few months because we could. The waste bugged the hell out of us, but we had fun trying new recipes.

I’m not the only one that first saw this as a hearse, right?

I just had this thought the other day; it’s actually why I chimed in. Walking out of CVS I saw a little rack of birthday-cake flavored atrocities. Strange.

Am I the only one who thinks “birthday cake flavor” sucks? Even in the form of a birthday cake? Overly sweet with vaguely vanilla-like notes? When my office birthday roles around I pull a Creed Bratton and ask for a pie.

This weiner could try making the most of the space he has by just not slouching and moping. If he sat up even halfway straight he could get like 5 inches back.

I like cheese on things where cheese is appropriate: pizza, sandwiches, mozzarella sticks, a cracker while contemplating my escape from a work cocktail party, you know- the ushe. That’s all the dairy I consume. That feels like the right amount of dairy.

I am going to get smoked for this, but I always prefered Jimmy John’s to Subway.

I could not put either of those events (the Pope taking the throne/the office/whatever a Pope takes or the last time I went to a Subway) with a reasonable one year guest. The Pope and Subway are low ranking items in my personal life.

Yeah, “I can’t believe it’s not butter” / Parkay were for the poors. This name sounds European, and the label looks fancy, so it’s clearly a revolutionary product that needs its spot in every suburban Whole Foods.