Pens Fans: Crosby is not a baby!
Crosby: I’m not a baby!
*crosby throws his bottle in a tantrum*

Crosby is a little shit that gets away with everything.

I know! It’s amazing how many championships Jordan won without another Hall of Famer in his prime by his side!

If you think MJ’s supporting cast wasn’t markedly stronger than LeBron’s...I disagree.

The Wall Street Journal, Money, QS all ranked Michigan as the No. 1 public school this past year.

So, were the previous and post AK governors doing this as well? If so, it’s pretty shitty to just call Hillary out just because she did what everyone else was doing.

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

On the pace set by the 2001 Mariners so...losing in the ALCS to the Yankees?

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

You can always tell the uptight pricks when they start complaining about Subban’s “attention seeking behavior” or some such nonsense. God forbid a likable superstar provide us with some harmless entertainment while clearly having a small joke, all while not breaking omerta about what’s actually said on the ice.

I just want my dumb FOX robots fighting each other or catching a pass or something.

.You are stupid at best or disingenuous at worst. Musk owns a solar company, invented solar roof tiles, builds electric cars, and generally drives innovation for battery technology (battery length is one of the things that stops people from adopting electric vehicles). The guy has done more to collectively reduce…

I swore I would never, ever believe Lebron could top Jordan as the greatest of all time, but if he can win this series, I think that discussion would be legitimate. I sincerely hope he does it.

Got into a shoving match with a guy over a ping pong game. Won the fight and the game. Doesn’t make me pathetic, it makes me a fucking champion

Props to Barry for the Plaschke burn

My anxiety can’t handle this, man.

It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

Remember when France was the butt of nation jokes made by Americans?

I hate beer, coffee and tea. I’ll take a margarita though.

Getting him to commit to a pizza topping must be absolutely brutal.