jakep8
JakeP8
jakep8

Go back one more year and it was Ravens over SF. If you’re suggesting that the SB is anywhere nearly as predictable as the NBA Finals, then I really don’t know what to say.

The NBA is so goddamned boring and this has been a problem for years. Unlike the MLB, NHL, or NFL you can pretty much pick the eventual winners before the season even begins. We all knew before the season began that it would be the Warriors and Cavaliers in the Finals unless San Antonio got the upset. The Cavs rule

If you choose to watch playoff basketball instead of playoff hockey then you deserve this season

Except that most of the “liberalness” of ESPN has been “Hey, don’t be racist or sexist, especially in public.”

The true baseball heroes like Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio only have a WAR of 1, because the only WAR true baseball fans care about is World War II. Let me know when Mike Trout kills a Nazi.

“Actually, on second thought, I don’t. I’ll just finish it real quick.”

Because paying someone $7.50 an hour is bad for the economy and the country. If every corporation started paying their employees more, we’d see a huge boom in economic growth. The poor and middle class do not hoard their money like the rich do, but pump it right back into the economy. It’s why welfare is actually very

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Oh for fucks sake Charlie Strong is one of the few people in college football who doesn’t seem like the scum of the earth. One who actually takes the idea of helping players grow as individuals seriously. This is a judge in Florida. If Strong is the first thing out of south Florida to have caused you shame, either

It’s good that Judge Taylor (who was apparently addressing Coach Strong as if he were actually present in the courtroom and has players not recruited by him under 24-hour surveillance and wearing magnetic boots on a metal floor to lock them into place) lives in a place where having a USF diploma has caused her no

Old, badass Federer is the best thing in sports. Nostalgic, still kicking ass. It’s what Tiger could’ve been if he wasn’t himself: old, broken, and shitty.

Yes.

I think Mayock is the most watchable draft guy and Collinsworth is the best color guy there’s been on a national broadcast, so no.

I think that was a Wii tennis move.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

He’s laying the groundwork to become the first Millennial Presidential candidate! Actually, the first Millennial, Jewish, tech guy Presidential candidate! In all seriousness, and I say this as an olds, (I’m 63), it’s time for a new generation to start taking over, one need only look at the Bananaheads in D.C. now for

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

So wait...let me get this straight.

wait so you’re mad at young people moving to liberal cities where there are jobs, activities, people, art, and human decency?

Even Illinois had a republican senator last year. No vote is a waste and we really need to come up with better ways to win elections than sending highly trained biologists and mathematicians to Youngstown where there is literally nothing for them to do.