So Tony Romo is dying and that’s why this is happening?

Yes, because I support the arts and am an adult enough to understand theft when I see it.

Not my president’s trophy

Ha. “I noticed the grass on the fairway was freshly mowed and someone had put a lot of work into it. I saw that, instantly- and I saw it before- it just looked really well manicured. I didn’t want to hit the fairway and mess up all that hard work. I pull hooked it and erred on the side of not hitting the fairway,…

I use a similar rationale to justify my golf game.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

Legal cases are by definition narrow.this particular case might not address trans issues in the same way that Gavin Grimm’s Case doesn’t touch on sexuality. This isn’t a zero sum game. Not every case covers every issue and we don’t need to get defensive when our allies get a win.

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

This feels really icky and exploitative regardless of his other work. Sorry. And, there is really no way to tell if it was this or something else on the application that got him accepted, and it’s many times more likely that it was something else.

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.

The Undertaker started wrestling in 1986. He’s an old-school guy (pun not intended). He’s not going to want to win his last match.

Love how you managed to try and squeeze in a comment about the writer’s looks into your word salad.*

The rub is, not every woman involved in Motorsports is a grid girl, but they all get lumped together in the objectification. If you’re a grid girl, you sort of know what you’re getting yourself into. If you’re a PR rep or an engineer? Not so much.

God, I love that one. Because you don’t truly understand that sexual assault is bad until you have a daughter. I know I was all, “Rape for everyone!” Then I had a little girl and now I’m all, “Maybe rape isn’t great!”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

and I pee in the shower.

“I’m out,” Chaffetz told Utah’s Fox 13 News in response to Trump’s comments. “I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine.”

Yeah this is all good and great but will the Chicago Fire win the World Cup now that they have Bastian Schweinsteiger? 

theoretically in an all autonomous future they would be, in practice though politicians are involved.

If I want to get good seats to a Rangers game it will almost surely be cheaper for me to fly to Vegas and watch them play a road game than similar tickets at MSG.