Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

If you acknowledge that women have choices, you should accept their choices.

Side note: it really annoyed me when people referred to the Clintons as a “dynasty” during the election. Two politically ambitious people being married does not a dynasty make. They aren’t the fucking Kennedys.

I am virulently against Trump but this is just a really stupid take.

Cop impersonates an ice agent. And the immigrant fucks him up?

We are in the Upside Down.

I kind of don’t care, but I do think it’s frustrating for someone to make a huge deal out of not wearing any make-up but then wear “some” anyway. Why the “some”? And why not just say you are wearing some? Because if the point is to encourage ladies to feel comfortable being make-up free, and you aren’t comfortable…

That’s like the people that hire an interior designer to give their house a “lived in/rustic” look. She looks great, and she is clearly going for that “no effort” look with the makeup and hair, but in reality is spending a significant amount of effort to cultivate just the right amount of “no effort” in her look. I…

It’s true, but it’s also true that she said she stopped wearing makeup because of the unrealistic expectations for appearance that women face, so wearing makeup and pretending you aren’t wearing makeup is just as bad as photoshop and crazy contouring in terms of setting up unreasonable expectations for how women…

What the fuck are you highlight truthering this kid for? You admit yourself in the article that you can’t really get 70 in a game without this kind of shenanigans. What’s the point of saying this?

Devin “one better than 69" Booker.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Maybe those people can just not fucking drink and drive?

It’s pretty staggering. If Trump had actually waited and tried to gain the proper support behind the scenes and, you know, actually practiced good negotiation tactics, it’s possible they could have eked out a victory. Instead, he looks like a complete and utter failure.

I’m not sure if I’m relieved or terrified that the Republicans running our government are so incompetent that their evil health care “replacement” died in 17 days.

It’s like they say, when life gives you lemons, look the fuck out for Patrick Redford.

I’ve made this argument on Jez to much (obvious) contention but really, I just don’t think comedy is for progressives. Modern progressives are too sensitive and go into viewing entertainment with a list of boxes to check for groups and subgroups and sub-subgroups that shouldn’t be “offended.”

Hold out for a better deal. They should pay you much more than $39 to see 11 April White Sox games.

Wait wait what is halfway decent about Drake? “Hotline Bling” is the most obnoxious slut-shaming song of recent memory. He is almost the literal personification of the “But I’m a nice guy” that is so creepy and entitled.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.