This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

I have to get off a shitty overnight commercial flight and be functional in a second language for a meeting at 8 am and this fucking clown can’t even do dinner? Give me a fucking break.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for defending Director-level and CEO-level positions in most companies - they’re often damned hard 70 hour+ weeks and essentially 24/7 on-call, at a level that is beyond the vast bulk of people.

So many CEO-type old men in this administration used to starting at 10am, going for a 2 hour lunch at 12, and being home by 4pm are suddenly discovering that the “public sector” they’ve mocked their whole lives doesn’t roll that way.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

Certain Jalopnik commenters: “Cars are so boring nowadays! I want fun cars!”

but he smiled when he played baseball

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

I care. So you’re wrong.

“A warmer winter meant the start of the race was moved north from Willow Lake to Fairbanks in search of snow, shifting the route largely out of the the Alaska Range, which probably made the going a little easier. It’s the second time in three years that the starting line was moved, but only the third time in the…

How about they use the dime of yours that they already needed to spend in a way that will improve the lives of your kids and grandchildren?

Besides, EVs have an excellent cost per mile. They might actually be saving you money in the short term too.

Steve Bannon is not uneducated. It defies belief that someone who understands Wall Street and capitalism

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

This kind of bullshit in-fighting is precisely why the conservatives — who, despite all their faults, are ace at holding their noses in the interest of presenting a solid front to their opponents and attaining their goals— manage to get so much fuckery done while the liberals argue about everything under the sun.

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.

This is the first post I’ve ever written about Tim Tebow.

This is an NFL story. What’s a union?

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.