This is the joke though.

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

I am a trust attorney and so I deal with people like Jim and Johnny all the time. They can get bent. People like them are the definition of “born on third and convinced they hit a triple.” If they want to do something with their property then maybe they should, you know, be successful independent of their inheritance.

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

You people said this shit about Sarah Palin too. “Why do liberals have so much vitriol for her?” It’s apparently impossible for you to realize we just really, really like making fun of clownfrauds.

In this case, nobody would have cared about Tebow ever again if he just stayed an SEC Network commentator, which he’s…

Which, of course, means that Westbrook is singlehandedly robbing OKC of the chance of grabbing a top-3 pick in a loaded draft, which could go far to mitigate the loss of Kevin Durant a year ago. Has any player done more to cripple the next decade of his team’s development this year than RW? I think not. MVP? …

Yeah but some commenter on earlier thread told me he scowls and shoots to score points. Dat ain’t no MVP.

I can give you an estimated win total for the Oklahoma City Thunder without him: 5.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Agreed. When is it just throwing the bat?

Please let them beat Duke.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

I pretty sure coupe means “Bang your head trying to get into the rear seats regardless of the number of doors.”

“These people have awful names.”

That’s what bothers every time I read one of his political column. HamNo is a damn good sportswriter.

I was three paragraphs in before I realized that the answer to “How to punch a puncher” was not “join a union.”

For a bleeding heart, commie, pinko liberal, you sure can write about boxing.

But it’s okay to make fun of....Becky......and Chad? Equality at its finest folks

Imagine how many more shoes Nike can sell now that they can say “If the fastest man in the NFL wouldn’t take $1 million dollars to wear Adidas shoes, why would you pay for them?”

““Kap” traded his status as one of the rising NFL superstars heralded as “the future of the league” to take a stand for something he believed in.”