He wasn't actually named Hellwig anymore. He legally changed his name to Warrior. Shows something about his commitment to his art

The Darth Vader thing is real

I laughed out loud at this.

A 91? I've never seen such a thing! Can it be real?

Because historically significant people don't have Wikipedia pages?

To me, the most remarkable thing is that the countries that we are, for the most part, closest to are thousands of years old, but we are less that 300 and still on top

You live in Florida? I'm so sorry.

It's really more of a quiche

Well I didn't put any faith in them. That would be my problem

No, why?

Fuck UT so much. I was having such a good run until this. Fuck em horns

Does he actually look that old? He just looks kinda messed up

It's still a sport played by humans. It's not like Football is played by alchemically produced painmongers

I mean yes, but this is a bit excessive. It's not like I'm advocating leaving him on the ground, but I don't really see why it effects the capacity for completion of a baseball game

Well this drew more ire than I was expecting...

They ended the game for this? I don't mean to sound insensitive (I hope he is OK!) but ending the entire game seems out of the ordinary...

Lauren is 10? This is an outrage

Absolutely Lauren. Saw part of his collection when it was on show in Paris. There is no beating what he's got

No shit.

"Even when played for the Yankees"