I'm pretty sure that's Mario Lopez, not Tony Romo

Good choices. You have the right alliances. New favorite Gawker writer!

Which of you has the most egregious fan alliances? Like who gets heads shaken at them when they walk in the room?

No fuck that, I love manager arguments, easily the best part of the game. This change angers me so

What is a luke brian? Is it dangerous? Will Raid work?

I'm not. They are definitely taking styling from their Fiat compadres, and not in a good way

I say 18 months

*cums*

All of this for $1.6m? I'll take that deal

The site is doing great. Denton's new horrorbarf of a Kinja is shit.

Addendum to my previous comment: Frosted Mini-Wheats are the worst tasting things to grace the tongue of a human being. You are disgusting

How come you don't get an 'Author is Participating'? Is that only on your own sites? That's rough

The real Mt. Rushmore: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Bunches of Oats, Honey Nut Cheerios, Chocolate Rice Crispies.

God, I really hope Gatsby doesn't win an Oscar. It just didn't work for me and I don't want anyone to be encouraged to try again

Maybe god is a meth dealer and they'll find him in New Mexico

Can you make it go away now? I know every new version we complain, but I reallly don't like this one

Can I be your intern/personal assistant/indentured servant?

That escalated quickly...

Right! Thank you!

Well hey, if the NCAA stopped pretending to be about amateurism, that would be a nice thing