I dunno about winter, but there are only 2 sumer sports that still require you to be amateur. One is wrestling and I forget the other

Meanwhile I still edge too hard and get stuck on my turns. Oh well

Word, he looks preggo as fuck

She was right though. I was watching the routine and she deserved so much higher. I don't really know how to score skating, but I'd say she could have gotten a 68-70

Back That Apse Up

Damn. I like those. I watched all eight...dear god I've got a sickness

Posted this in another article, but it makes much more sense here:

Completely unrelated, but:

Including or not including American Pie?

I've had 3. Does it still count?

Is this movie actually good? People seem to think so but it has not appealed to me at all

Aren't they basically the same?

I mean it makes sense to put him in charge of national news. Bayless and Smith are a pretty good allegory for Washington right now.

What a twist! Are you M Night Shyamalan?

One time at camp on Burger Day at lunch, the burgers with particularly rubbery, so my friends and I tried to spice them up a bit. We ended up with chocolate chip cookies as the best taste improvement.

The way my dad puts it (he's heard Scully a fair bit, but I've mostly missed out) is that Vin Scully can make you feel like you are actually there during a game. You have just about a better idea about what going on than if you were watching on TV. He just paints an unrivaled picture. (This is usually in reference to…

I sort of figure the idea is that a cis man doesn't want to look like a woman. I assume a cis woman generally wouldn't want to look like a man either.

Very sure. I watched it come out. I wish I had saved it though. That's some good shit.

Just a comment on the burnt dead toast. This came out of my toaster oven. I think it's some sort of record:

I feel like if they tried to force the Giants on, Tom Coughlin would personally murder Goodell.