The real Mt. Rushmore: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Bunches of Oats, Honey Nut Cheerios, Chocolate Rice Crispies.

God, I really hope Gatsby doesn't win an Oscar. It just didn't work for me and I don't want anyone to be encouraged to try again

Maybe god is a meth dealer and they'll find him in New Mexico

Can you make it go away now? I know every new version we complain, but I reallly don't like this one

Can I be your intern/personal assistant/indentured servant?

That escalated quickly...

Right! Thank you!

Well hey, if the NCAA stopped pretending to be about amateurism, that would be a nice thing

I dunno about winter, but there are only 2 sumer sports that still require you to be amateur. One is wrestling and I forget the other

Meanwhile I still edge too hard and get stuck on my turns. Oh well

Word, he looks preggo as fuck

She was right though. I was watching the routine and she deserved so much higher. I don't really know how to score skating, but I'd say she could have gotten a 68-70

Back That Apse Up

Damn. I like those. I watched all eight...dear god I've got a sickness

Posted this in another article, but it makes much more sense here:

Completely unrelated, but:

Including or not including American Pie?

I've had 3. Does it still count?

Is this movie actually good? People seem to think so but it has not appealed to me at all

Aren't they basically the same?