I mean it makes sense to put him in charge of national news. Bayless and Smith are a pretty good allegory for Washington right now.

What a twist! Are you M Night Shyamalan?

One time at camp on Burger Day at lunch, the burgers with particularly rubbery, so my friends and I tried to spice them up a bit. We ended up with chocolate chip cookies as the best taste improvement.

The way my dad puts it (he's heard Scully a fair bit, but I've mostly missed out) is that Vin Scully can make you feel like you are actually there during a game. You have just about a better idea about what going on than if you were watching on TV. He just paints an unrivaled picture. (This is usually in reference to…

I sort of figure the idea is that a cis man doesn't want to look like a woman. I assume a cis woman generally wouldn't want to look like a man either.

Very sure. I watched it come out. I wish I had saved it though. That's some good shit.

Just a comment on the burnt dead toast. This came out of my toaster oven. I think it's some sort of record:

I feel like if they tried to force the Giants on, Tom Coughlin would personally murder Goodell.

That show is fucking addicting. Best is when people get awesome offers and then completely torpedo themselves.

This is all well and good except for the part where you say Lena Dunham looks fantastic without the photoshop. To be fair, she still doesn't look good with the photoshop, but that is besides the point. Also, for the record, I think this was a pretty good thing to do, and that photoshopping for mags is stupid. If you…

Jay Leno is one of the funniest comedians in the world? Let me just go kill myself

Can we take a step back for a moment and recognize that Lambo and Bugatti are VW brands. I'd entertain a conversation about 3rd place

In the first picture, are you across the street from the Federal Reserve Bank of NY? If so I had a friend who lived in the building in the top right corner. Also, gave me some nostalgia. Dunno where I'm going with this...

I don't mean to suggest I agree with his firing or some such thing, just that I think it doesn't really affect the fans, at least not directly, in much of a discernible manner.

I have said it many times before and will many times again: motherfuck the MLB. Seriously, the craven, disgusting way they have conducted themselves of late is possibly above NCAA levels, and that is the 9th circle of sports hell.

I mean, JR was barely around anymore anyway. It's not like they pulled him straight from announcing

Genghis Khan has to be on the most famous people list. Something like a half a percent of all living men (women idk about) are directly descended from him. That is a well known man

Oh god seriously fuck the MLB. I'm sick and I have a headache and this gave me a worse one, so rather than enumerate all of the reasons why Baseball has been just godawful about everything remotely surrounding this issue, I will stick to motherfuck the MLB

Seems legit, NBA

Was the ceiling leaking?