I think I’ve identified the problem. You should absolutely not be using a pressure washer on your asshole. 

I get that...but if you stepped in poop would you wipe it off with a paper towel or wash it with water (and soap)? 

That really was a pleasant surprise, especially since the people with the lowest incomes are far more likely to not have direct deposit and therefore have to wait for the paper check. 

I have a couple of points.

Except he didn’t. Because he’s a Boomer.

Ok, Boomer.

But seriously - anyone who says they put themselves through college by working is either full of shit, or old. Period.

You simply cannot pay for even the average annual cost of a public university on the wages that a recent high school graduate would make. Even if you lucked out and managed to work 40…

I’m genuinely confused what sort of human being can listen to that nonsensical BS and actually find it compelling. I don’t think I’ve ever understood anyone less. 

Is there something about Alaska that I’ve somehow been unaware of all these years? Is the quadrupple the standard relationship configuration up there?

No judgement, Alaskans - it’s cold. I get it.

It may not be a common problem, but when it happens it’s definitely significant. Just ask this guy:

Yeah, the whole point is that we’re done trying to change your minds and will instead content ourselves with outvoting you as your generation dies off. 

I had a professor in grad school who straight-up refused to grade any assignment in which someone referred to any action or response as “robust”.

Fair point, but that’s more of a collective failure on the part of the HK police. The officer who shot the protester was dealing with a really shitty situation that never should have happened. 

They have an entire not-technically-military branch of the military called the People’s Armed Police that was created, trained, and equipped for exactly this kind of thing. It’s bigger than most nations’ armies (1.5 million) and has had plenty of recent practice putting down protests in Xinjiang and Tibet. The PAP is…

Important caveat to what I’m about to say: I fully support the protesters, and I think that the Chinese government should fully adhere to the one nation two systems model that they agreed to as a condition of regaining control of HK. I don’t think that Hong Kong is actually capable of winning if this continues to…

My choice might be a bit niche, but it works for me. I usually buy an apple leather case because I like the fact that it looks good, is relatively compact, and adds some grippiness. What’s happened for the last few years though, is that I end up putting my Quadlock case on and just leaving it because I can mount it on…

My choice might be a bit niche, but it works for me. I usually buy an apple leather case because I like the fact…

“I wouldn’t mind seeing a few of those jokers in Congress lined up and shot, like we used to do with traitors. Well, that’s what the second term is for!”

That second one seemed....avoidable. 

Yeah, that’s more of an urban proletariat, but honestly it’s more of the same. Exploited low-status workers employed by those who control land/capital.

Wow, they sure are spending a lot of money in order to funnel a relatively small amount of money to the President. I’m not sure whether the actual corruption is the more offensive part, or the sheer inefficiency of the corruption. Whatever the cost of those hotel rooms are, they’re probably less than the cost of…

If that were true I imagine he’d be polling quite a bit higher in the Dem. primary. He has a lot of support, but it certainly isn’t 50% and he currently appears to be losing supporters to Warren with her more moderate branding combined with detailed policy proposals.