You’re basically a barbarian. A civilized human being only uses their phone while they poop. You disgust me.

Well if they launch an ICBM past earth orbit towards this asteroid it isn’t going to “land” anywhere. Now whether or not the rock breaks into pieces and/or changes trajectory unpredictably is another story.

Well that’s awkward......

One thing that bugged me was when Mike Huckabee claimed that the U.S. is giving Iran $100 billion and that that is the equivalent of $5 trillion in the U.S. First, we’re not exactly giving it to them - their own frozen overseas assets are being unlocked. This isn’t a transfer from the U.S. to Iran. Second, what the…

I shocking agreed with Ted Cruz for a minute - but only that Andrew Jackson is a dick.

Luckily it looks like he’s going to land on his feet. He’s already been offered internships and visits to JPL, Facebook, and the White House. Good Guys 1 - Xenophobic Douchebags 0

That’s okay I’ll do it for you:

I threw up in my mouth like seven times reading this article.

I imagine it was probably launched from something considerably larger.

At the very least they’ll have a list of healthcare providers that the embassy staff has had good luck working with in the past. That may be less of an issue in some countries but in others it could be a big deal, especially with women’s health issues.

I’ve been using Automatic for a while now, and I love it. I was really excited to hear that they’re releasing a second generation tracker.....less so that it has the same form factor. The biggest problem I currently have with the device is that every time my wife drives the car I find the dongle sitting in a…

Definitely, this could be huge. I just don't see how it could possibly cost that little. Maybe they could work out some sort of sweetheart deal with garages and rotate cars in an out constantly. Still though, $15 a day is stupid cheap in a city where daily parking rates can push $40.

He does realize that the first century wasn't actually the FIRST century....right?

Dry cleaning. I drop it off at the front desk of my building and pick it up two days later. Obviously this would get crazy expensive to do for everything, but for any clothing item that I'd otherwise have to wash, dry, and iron....it's totally worth it.

I'm waiting for someone to post either a picture or a gif of John Elway watching the game from his booth....and not approving. There was a really good shot sometime in the third quarter.

Happy Yule everybody!!!

Bristol has always been on the cutting edge when it comes to shit.

The other day when I asked about the gluten free status of a menu item, the hostess asked "Well celiacs isn't as sensitive as a peanut allergy, right?". I also may murder the next person who says "You just must be REALLY sensitive."