Remember like 2-3 weeks ago when Kinja loved Facebook? Pepridge Farms remembers.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Near as i can tell, each generation of the venerable Lexus RX crossover comes with a booklet entitled, “ How to Do Absolutely Everything Wrong At All Times.”

This is simply not true. Please name 5 “restriction of freedom” plans outlined by Clinton. I can give you 10 from Trump, so 5 should be pretty easy.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Fuck CNN

Doesn’t this directly threaten Herr Asshat’s plans to re-open the coal mines? But then again, I don’t think you can make enough coal fire electric plants to create enough demand to keep existing coal mines from going under. And if you want to revitalize the steel industry, you’re going to have to put a lot of sulfur…

Hopefully they keep making their awesome rally documentaries.

So, he developed a product for automotive transportation, one of the most heavily regulated markets in the US, and then bitched about how he didn’t want to be held down by regulation? Good job for reading up dude, really did your research there.

Everyone believes in capitalism till it becomes inconvenient. GM should have been allowed to fail. Then someone could have bought them up, the way capitalism is supposed to work, and continued on as a new concern. There’s no long term benefit to propping up failing companies.

The alternative was to explain in detail to you why Porsche’s piggy-assed wide-body Cayman is a disgrace to the brand and a massive cash grab aimed at people who can’t drive worth a damn, carefully annotated with lap times and detailed impressions gleaned from driving the GT4 back to back with everything from a Viper…

Elmo. A Sesame Street character introduced in the 80's who rose to be the star of the show in the 90's.

Dear Toyabaru:

They should but its either not going to happen, or if they do bring it back it will be so far removed from the Evo formula ( ie. AWD, turbo 4, etc) that it will just be an Evo in name only. I dont want some electric hybrid overly complex whatever thats going to cost 50 grand. Just give me a 35k AWD turbo rally hearted…

To everyone saying this doesn’t look good: You are wrong and I hate you.