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Maybe we can start a new “Will It Instant Pot” column with super easy food cooked unneccesarily in an Instant Pot. Start, first, with a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

My quality of life significantly improved after they started selling this ambrosia at my grocery store:

I remember thinking EverQuest trees were amazing. Granted, I remember thinking everything about EQ was amazing, but especially the trees.

Introducing Chrysler’s new, simple-to-operate Jeep Grand Cherokee automatic transmission control. To park your Jeep, simply push up thrice on the lever, then down once, rotate 24.2045 degrees counter-clockwise, squeeze both buttons gently, then twist rightwise until you hear the chirp of a lark bunting. Please note…

Germans don’t say it that way either. “V” is pronounced “F.”

See, that’s the thing. While the real answer is “parsh,” I do admit that people and entities should own the pronunciation to their own names. Volkswagen’s corporate overlords has determined they’re “Volks-wagon” in the United States, so there we go.

rfw women at work have opinions

Raphsplaining?

I don’t trust anyone from Northern California on matters of pronunciation.

goes even better with “Gary’s Got a Boner” from Let it Be by the Replacements

Makes sense given how good the sense of smell is for fancy dogs.

Is this a bit?

You put em on the disposal side ‘cause if they dirty, they might have food on em, or make greasy/saucy water and you can dispose that stuff down.

I had one friend (a woman) ask another friend for a sip of his pop. She kinda liked him. His pop was just a 2 liter of diet coke. I have NEVER IN MY LIFE; before or after, seen someone just be like “nope”. That possible romance never happened, lol. (I’ve given at least 2 ppl the rest of the soda because I didn’t want…

You seem nice.

“I’ve never seen him or any of his friends do any of these “next teen craze” thing”
Buddy, you’re the parent of a teen boy. There’s a LOT of shit you aren’t seeing them do. 

The steel industry is a legacy thing there. Biomedical research and high tech are the big things there now. Pittsburgh isn’t that bad. I moved there by choice and spent a decade there. It’s different, but gets more hate than it really deserves. Steelers fans can be a tad on the obnoxious side...

Yeah, fuck you too.

So it appears the only way to keep Carroll Shelby from signing a Cobra glovebox is to hide the car from him.