“I don’t carry debt. I own everything. I own my buildings. I own my cars. I own this one Canadian tuxedo (which was a CPO) that keeps bringing me excellent returns. That way, if it ends tomorrow, I know what I’ve got.”

In his defense, he did make quite clear (in the title, even) that he’s a total idiot.

I think you’re looking for “translucent”

“The master cylinders are opaque, so theoretically you should be able to look through the side and see the level of your fluid.”

But the Nick Cave/Warren Ellis OST for Hell or High Water is so GOOD. Gahhh.

This is the kind of blind-eye commentary we need.

Bruh. Does your already exceptionally patient landlord not care about driveway stains?

The cats around here are heavy drinkers. They’ll be fine.

Don’t blame me, blame the LA Auto Show coffee. It’s the real problem here.

Can confirm. Test drove a Model X P90D last week and launched it on an unsuspecting passenger. His nausea persisted for two hours.

Yes, please.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

apparently it’s so violent it can induce motion sickness so I wouldn’t recommend trying it more than a few times in a row.

So that would mean Ford is responsible for all those cars and coffee crashes?

You shut your whorish mouth!

It may lack the classic woody sides but this Eagle down in TN is pretty sharp and clean.

It’s great to see so many examples of proper tire inflation psi...

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest