What Aunt Deb here fails to realize is that, once she makes it to the register, she’ll wait even longer for Sears to print the excessive string of coupons which follow every receipt.

Yes! It is painfully idiotic.

*ahem* Wrong city of obnoxious sports fans: 

The classics never go out of style.

Boy, Lanesplitter is pretty fucking morbid these days.

Yinz are all misunderstanding Raph’s question: which single vehicle is simultaneously the best AND worst you’ve ever owned?

“Reach That Ringworm” and “Remind The Rabbi” are gold. GOLD, Jerry.

Back in Hunterdon County, a “Jersey Slide” was the act of going from passing lane to exit ramp without hesitation.

My Friday night is now set: walk Butler Street muttering “potato boy.” Thanks!

33/45 revolutions per minute on a turntable, not beats per minute of musical tempo.

I want to guess these were... Clinton Township Police?

Woo! That game at Heinz was fakkin’ COLD.

Steep-ass hills. Chairs for reserving parking spaces. Jerkoff drivers. Must be Pittsburgh?

That it is, and it is fucking wonderful!

+1 for choosing StrongArm brand cameras.

Potentially dumb question: if this violates the Logan Act, how was Trump able to meet and discuss with foreign leaders prior to being inaugurated?

Sherri Shepherd*

C-Span doesn’t appear to have their live stream running yet. I don’t want to hear any jag behind a desk explaining every scene...

Worst: a 2014 Hyundai Accent sedan, rented to drive from Pittsburgh to Sunday River in Maine. What sadists at Hyundai/Enterprise decided to infect humanity with a cruise control-less car?

I used to attend the same concerts as his son, Travis Bacon. Kevin would occasionally pick him up after the show. So not punk.