Your kid probably stole them to buy drugs.

Dire Straits's Brothers in Arms. I used to play it right before going to bed. The first side/half has the hits but the second side is soft and low key and a great way to fall asleep, ending with the title track.

Frank Burns's largest contribution to the show was that his name almost rhymed with "worms."

Nope, with Charles it became less jokey and the humor came out of interesting situations and not conflict with a one dimensional character.

THE Bruce Dickinson?

Pretty much every day is a "the Beatles did something or other in a multiple of 5 years ago today" day.

I know, I hated every episode myself. Sometimes I hated them even more during my second and third viewings.

Ben Stiller's "U2: The Early Years." The Joel Wasserstein bar mitzvah scene. My favorite 2 minutes of tv. The fact that I'm from Long Island and was going to bar mitzvahs around that time only heightens the hilarity.

No, three. I think the one you're describing is either the first, second or the third.

Which video for 'One'? The one with the buffalo jumping off of a cliff that was so unpopular MTV stopped playing it, the one with them in drag that wasn't shown because the proceeds were going to AIDS research and it was decided it was inappropriate, or the one with mainly Bono just sitting there?

My theory. I think Edge works as the buffer for the band. He's the one who can actually spend long periods with Bono because he's laid back but also can spar with him. Plus he can understand what the hell Bono is talking about (to a degree) in regards to music and everything else. And the other 2 can come and go as…

Let me start by saying I don't like reality tv at all…

What, no hilariously memorable Kramer catchphrases from the episode at the Laugh Factory?

Yes, but for relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

"Can't sleep, Demon Lisa Simpson Sun mascot will eat me."

Yes, as compared to other fans around the league who go to games based on the quality of their mascots.

Do you have charts and graphs of most to least PC developed countries in the world?

I'm not sure where they get it, but here's a fansite:

Very Good- Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman

I always sing this song when I go to concerts at the Tacoma Dome. It's a pretty crappy arena so I use whatever I can to get psyched about going there.