I know that after I saw the albino cobra do some murdering in Prometheus, I thought to myself, "I've just got to get me two of those."

Well, he has had at least one restraining order issued against him.

I'm surprised Louie took it so poorly. He got even worse treatment back in the days when he worked the streets and tried to buy clothes on Rodeo Drive.

I'm not sure how literally we're supposed to take the scene. It seemed to be trying more to make a statement than being a slice of life. But I think "bitch" is quite appropriate if someone truly acts that way.

It would have killed me. That wasn't a one night thing. He knows where Louie lives. Lenny isn't going away.

Everything is much more complex when the star of the show desperately has to poop.

Years ago he asked Mike Wallace for advice and misheard him.

No, but covering father-son issues in a minute and a half isn't all that appropriate or realistic either. Judging by what a nervous wreck the interviewer was, he seemed quite aware that his intended line of questioning was not going to end well. But it has gotten him lots of attention, so hurrah for him I guess.

After Kobe's rookie year when he averaged 7.6 ppg and shot the Lakers out of the playoffs with 4 late airballs against the Jazz, I don't think anyone thought it was a lopsided trade.

Well, then it's not all that amazing then, is it?

If I were Brandon, next week's Louie review would consist solely of Mad Men quotes.

I read it as that when you desperately have to poop, such minor things as a man viciously disrespecting your offspring aren't of much consequence.

If there's one demographic I'm sure to take temperament and humor advice from, it's from those who defend the honor of Macaulay Culkin.

The Eagles are so anal that they won't allow their songs to be played on Letterman, so this isn't all that surprising. And in watching the Eagles documentary on Netflix, Frey seems to be as big a douche as Henley (in their own special ways) so…I don't know, they're just not the swellest of guys.

Oh, lighten up, Bentley. I'm sure he's loved by untold millions to this very day and is still as cute as the dickens.

Not to mention that 9/11 didn't happen.

Now that's what I call music!!

True, it had me at creepier.

His box office numbers after that point show that he was old and unattractive in most people's eyes.

Chicago is one awesome town. Lots to do and see. And it has a surprisingly very low windbag rate. Granted, it has some prominent ones.