"The Roger Sterling Variety Hour"

Somehow mysteriously, that guy's buzzer never worked correctly after that interaction.

In my mind I'll continue to believe that they are the same people who sentenced General Zod and his two cohorts to the Phantom Zone.

Eh. You can pretend it ended after Season 4 and have your fond remembrances.

There is hope. Technology is improving at such a rapid rate that someday we may be able to watch them online.

I guess I'm a masochist because "Life of Brian" may as well have been "Life of JakeJ413" from my high school years but I can and have watched it many times.

I used to be Facebook friends with Sassette myself. But then she started posting all this government conspiracy stuff and I had to ditch her.

Well, you're in the middle of typing, but I'll add that a lot of those say "1 listing" so it looks like I'm wrong. It's probably not like in the show either.

Google is your friend and it's not only likely, there's a whole bunch o' guys who design custom-made suits.

This is fine info and all, but can you cover something that we really want to know about?

Oooh, that's a response to the "Cathood" joke.

Perhaps, but my mind is f'in running with the "key that opened every door" part.

Perhaps if you added a water slide.

Dear Papal Forum,

This time just shoot the actors for 3 hours and turn it into a 12-year-long movie!!

"Doctor, what advice do you have for living a long life?"
"Marry a nice girl and move to Nebraska."
"That will help me live a long life?"
"I don't know, but it will *seem* longer."

This got me curious about what great artists never won a Grammy (besides King Tut).

Kanye- 21 Grammys
Beyonce- 20 Grammys

It would be difficult for it to be worse.

"…although her vagina is obscured by her large amount of pubis."