There is an idea of a Kanye West, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him, only an entity, something illusory; and though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: Kanye simply is not there.

Are any of those albums really "highly regarded"? "All That You Can Leave Behind" perhaps for the most part, but most of them aren't raved about by many other than Rolling Stone and other media sources that want to get an interview with the band. Of course with a group as popular as U2, you'll get tons of people with…

I think it's riveting drama and it was a nice touch when they brought on Stewie for comic relief.

Hate him back. It works for me.

Woody Allen's "Love And Death"

I wonder who will be the third? A mailman in Detroit?

Michael Gottlieb, who did not direct Casablanca or The Godfather, died after a motorcycle accident on Friday.

Yes, I was invited, but I would have crashed it anyway.

Young Janet is Brooke Bloom. No, I haven't heard of her before but did a few searches. She's been in a lot of things according to IMDB but I can't recall her from any that I've seen.

Well, Louis did tell Jerry Seinfeld on "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee" that he'll do "7 or 8 years…tops."

You really don't get the point of a comment section.

I now have a fetish for Hungarian women pretending to take all of their clothes off.

I guess I should never read it given those requirements.

Those words would never be spoken in a marriage between Joan and Bob.

I think the breakdown is that they're a bad match.

For some reason that image intrigued me, and the closest I could find was this fruit pic and…I'm not sure what the shirt status is…

Well-earned intimate moments between complex tv characters are hard to come by.

That's how I took it.

I think it went uncensored in certain Satanic hotbeds of Idaho.

I really thought that if he were going to phrase it in such an odd, affected way, why not go full-throttle and say, "Doth my face not please you?"