I literally couldn’t care less what happened at the end of Dragon Age. I put a ton of hours into the game and had fun, but I just absolutely stopped caring about the story about 3/4 of the way through. The side quests also felt like busy work. On the flipside, I had to debate myself on whether to finish the Skellige…

“You just hope he adds some meat on his frame if he wants to go pro. Maybe he gets some heft from his mother, probably one of those video gals we got down here in Atlanta. What? What did I say now?”

From last year’s Raiders WYTS: “As a California transplant living in Maryland, I never expected Raider fans to exist in my new world. One day I was at a bar when a douche Niners fan yelled “Raiders suck!” at me (I was wearing my Raiders hat) and out of nowhere, five cholos came out of the woodwork and attacked this…

The point is that the current “leadership” of the Knicks has so much fidelity to their antiquated offensive system, that they think they are better off with Munroe or Lopez playing center 100% of the time, rather than using Aldridge to the best of his ability by tweaking the system.

That unexpected loss, with the Browns sitting atop the AFC North at 6-3, was the beginning of the end of the 2014 season.

I liked both of you once.

Now-Frantic Sports Editor: “Takin’ It In The Enes: Phil Fails Again.”

NY Post Sports Editor: “Puns! We need puns for each free agent rejecting the Knicks!”

That’s what you meant. Fuck off yank

Right... all southerns should feel ashamed for being born in the south.

This is a story in three parts.

The 76ers: Selling their fans a horse by taking them to a shit stained barn and telling them “With all that shit, there’s gotta be a pony in there somewhere.”

My favorite part is that “Abominable Snowmen” is on the NOT considered list, but “Abdominal Snowmen” is on the ACTUALLY CONSIDERED list with the reasoning of: “Because fuck it why not, it’s basically the north pole there.”