As far back as I remember, I always wanted to be an AV Club Commenter in 2011...

They’re all in the same Men’s Rights Activist message boards.

He had raw untamed power. But beyond that, something truly Special.

Dowd: "Why are you booing me? I'm right."

Great article, I agree with everything except the “cleanup spot” in baseball is 4th, not 3rd.

bUt iT tOoK 12 yEaRs tO mAkE!!

THANK YOU!!! It was an impossibly perfect sequel.

Is it possible to learn this power? (Where can I get it, Jack?)

I would pay for the original Original Trilogy on Blu Ray! 

Great costume! It definitely imprinted on me at a young age. Rrrrrrrllllll!

I feel like all this “Jesus is King” is a little hedging of his bets after 10 years of calling himself Yeezus and singing "I am a God."

Or if a human consented to having you eat their finger, would that be vegan?

Yes but it's not Vegan since it's an animal byproduct.

After GoT I can’t handle another “the b* went nuts” plotline. Keep Rey Good!

Same. Crazy/hot

Just put his head on Cotton Hill’s body.

Roundtripper make the pitcher feel like donkey ass

Like the rap names teams that weren't in existence yet. It's all just great.

This is A+ material for me. The comedy is absurd and the music is tight. Seriously has been running through my head constantly. 

Solid pun!