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jakehawken

You’re now downgraded to a Two. Here’s an apple.

Would an identical twin have less inherent value? How about a clone? 

They had an article about this over at the Dissolve.

I was talking about Tyrion

Call me when Kyle Gass meets Kyle Liquid.

SPOILER: his arm was dead the whole time!

They are both redheads now!

Special guest writer: Todd Akin!

Great reference, mate!

One...two...three acts of vengeance. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Should have given that line to Seth Rogen. Aheheheheh!

Thanos's ass has anti aging properties.

To put in in context, Paul Rudd is now ten years older than Wifred Brimley in Coccoon.

I just saw Jackson in Captain Marvel and he didn't look a day over 40!

I came here just to say how terrible that first song was. Awful.

Yes and don't introduce five new X-Men every movie with no time to develop them. If they're going to do that they should just do a premium cable series.

This exactly. I have no ill will for her. She comes across as a nice person but I don't get how she gets all these nice roles with limited skills.

Maybe they go undercover at ComicCon.

She’s a movie star, and a good actress, but she’s no Amy Adams.