People in olden times were hella racist. Like 99% of them. Racism bad. Cosmic horror good. Peace!

Ghostbusters is all about family.

I wish he was in it more. His cameo is over in the flashiest of flashes.

No split checks?!?

As a Cards fan I’m glad we could get anything for Kelly right now. He’s been so awful he couldn’t get playing time ahead of Brayan Peña when Yadi got hurt. To me he's got "declining asset" written all over him. 

Correct, otherwise we'd all be OK with our sister dating OJ Simpson and our kids going to Neverland Ranch for a sleepover.

We got a grab ass over here!

Mohammed Skywalker I presume.

Jakey Jakey about to make a big...mistakey.

Is this another episode of “Great Eps”?

That was great until Batman let some random hoodlum sneak up and cap him in the back of the head. Good thing he has a bullet proof cowl, though, right?

Thank you! I'm glad somebody gets it!

This is the story of a girl.

Yo William, look up at the sky. It's a full moon...on the Sabbath.

Hey man, where’d you learn all them Jewish words?

Chidi Anagontothegym

It’s named after classic TV character Michael Scott and his ability to get out of sticky situations with very little long term consequences.

Your ex dying is not a reason to break up but it is a get out of engagement Scott free card. If she wanted to marry Davidson she would, but I understand how this traumatic event would make you rethink things.

Next step for DC: hire Edgar Wright to direct something comic book-y.

Or GIFs