Are you serious, Clark?

Who cares if we're living in a simulation. Just keep stepping on your glip glop boxes!

Yes but to be counter-pedantic, what other adjective would you use to describe something pertaining to the USA? United-Staetes-of-American? USA-an?

Now on to the next unsolved mystery: who were the Doobie Brothers?

ANTI SEMITE ELF!

Jay has weird taste sometimes but still has passion for movies. Still love all their reviews though.

I love her Hobbit series! In addition to great analysis, you get the sense of her love for the LOTR trilogy. Instead of being bitter with the Hobbit, she is empathetic, and wistful for what could have been. 

S1 had the better songs, S2 had some better writing. I love Carol Brown though, not just as a parody song.

Who is going to call role now?

And Austin Powers

Wow, that just makes Disney seem incompetent. 

Those guys running the Twitter campaign have US flags in their twitter names so you know THEY love America. (sigh)

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

My wife dragged me to it. It was very very dumb.

This is the AV Club. We're all assholes here.

Oh boy was that adaptation of Dark Places bad. The book was so tense, and the movie felt like a bad episode of Law & Order.

I haven’t had a Kinja notification in 22 days...c’mon somebody please give me that sweet dopamine hit!

I haven’t had a Kinja notification in 22 days...c’mon somebody please give me that sweet dopamine hit!

Guy who’s never seen thing has really strong opinion about thing.

What a total pile of schlocky shit this movie was.

Ah n-n-n-n-n-no