jakehawken
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jakehawken

The author is too busy writing articles like “14 movies with diner scenes”. I'm just kidding, he's greaat.

Too good for E&D? Go jerk off to a New Yorker cartoon you dandy fop!

Missouri resident here. Currently reading this during one of my twenty toilet trips today. Yep I had the f$&#ing fruit salad!

That checks out. Wong was at the temple.

Very thoughtful answer, thanks!

The word Ewok is never spoken either.

NBC, make it 1997 again thru science or magic.

Why does everybody’s clothing disintegrate with them but Bucky’s arm doesn’t. Don’t say “a wizard did it.”

If he’s in an orange jumpsuit this season it won’t be a costume.

Yes, that has me interested. S4 felt like 8 AD spinoffs instead of the real deal.

Hulk: “ROAARR”

Loki is a master of trickery. I was wondering why he didn’t phase out of Thanos’ grip.

He could die twice like Vision.

Who watches the Wongmen?

Yes it always bugged me how zany and flanderized the non core cast got. Kelly gets a pass since it was so early in the show.

Someday I’ll write a thesis on the mishandling of the Nard Dog’s character.

Elba could come call Gandhi on some shit and you’d be like “you know he has a point.”

P&R spared us the indignity of having to watch its characters watching Glee like it was the super bowl. Advantage:P&R

I like your list. This is a good list.

The Good Place is the platonic ideal of a superior show.