1. ODELAY!

I had never heard this song until they played it at my Grandpa’s funeral this year. I’m glad to know I wasn’t the only person who thought that was a weird line. I just imagine JC is Arnold in true lies and the singer is Jamie Lee Curtis. Jesus says “do it doucement....do it slowly”.

THE AV CLUB, ladies and gentlemen!

Wa Wa Woom!

Do you mind if I do a J?

2250 here...reading this from 1/2 mile below ground. After the nuclear wars with both North Korea and the People’s Republic of Disney World in 2021, we have been restricted to subterranean life. We live like rats. Supplies run low. We recycle our pee into drinking water. We eat whatever insects we can find. God damn…

Heart way he could pretend to fumble around blindly to get Boba Fett to lower his guard.

Can’t wait for her reality show on her campaign, “Kimmander in Khief.”

I’m confounded. I didn’t like the ending but I can’t stop thinking about it.

It was certainly a frustrating ending for me. I’m still not sure if I love it for its ballsyness or hate it for being so deliberately withholding.

The most egregious thing is they invade a new planet and know nothing about it - and still go down bare ass naked! No space suit needed!

I SAW SPIDER MAN AND I CLAPPED!

WHO ARE THE AD WIZARDS THAT CAME UP WITH THIS ONE?

I remember looking up the soundtrack for 2049 after seeing it, and thinking another good soundtrack from JJ...wait it’s Hanz Zimmer? I guess they went with his non-union German equivalent.

I couldn’t believe the twist: she was the Big Sick the entire time!

Yeah iced tea is where it’s at. I started with some sugar or a dash of lemonade to sweeten black tea, then used less and less and now I just drink straight iced tea. It’s refreshing and no sweetener needed. Green tea is great too! Helped me kick my diet coke habit.

Only on the inside

Kinja sucks. I think I was saying in the 3 hour BVS they still didn’t develop Batman enough, ie why he kills.

Leto is more Meth & Mountain Dew Joker.

That’s an interesting idea. Too bad they didn’t have time to include it in a 3 hour movie.