Just a sampling of how many times that out of shape shitgibbon bitched about Obama golfing.

Part of starting up a new area of coverage means introducing (and reintroducing!) characters to our readers, even if they would be familiar to hardcore fans like you. I wrote about Zverev last fall, at the very beginning of my tennis coverage. When I covered him again in January, I wrote about him in a way that did…

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Then there is Gilbert Gottfried making incessant jokes about Adam Eget eating assholes for almost half an hour on Norm MacDonald live.

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Funniest part of that video?

Dear Jorge,

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.

I’m usually with deadspin commenters, but anti-Curry and Warrior stuff is kind of weird.

He’ll obviously have to undergo a series of tests.

Lena Dunham? Leon Durham? Larry Doby?

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

Just not his thyme yet.

Let’s give some credit to the Minnesota athletic department here. They suspended the alleged perpetrators immediately, publicly released the report of the allegations, and met with the rest of the team within 24 hours. Compare as opposed to the usual bullshit say nothing and hope the problem goes away because there…

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

My guess is the people filing the lawsuit are well aware of Cousins’ lack of effort on defense and hoping he’ll just settle.

I mean....a penalty by rule  but I’d stop short of saying a HUGE blow to the head, and I woudl. I’m no Cowboys fan, but I’m kind of ok with THAT kind of play being let go with the game on the line.