If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Fuck these NFL highlight tweets. Almost every single one requires following links that open three different browser windows before I can actually watch the clip on my phone. No highlight is worth that hassle.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Uh, what’s the impetus for this attempt at a joke? He is 25, a genius, and makes more than a million dollars a year. Does he make you feel that pathetic?

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

You drink some wine, pet the yappy dogs, try to finagle a ride in the Ferrari, and enjoy their company.

Can Liverpool win the league? What will it take for it to happen?