On April 4, 2009, I changed the oil on my 1995 Escort GT at 38,087 miles. That fun little BP 1.8L with the five speed and 2450 pounds. Just put back in storage at 38,609 miles. Such a fun little car. Sure glad I registered it late this year to burn off the three year old gas! The most recent Mobil 1 from 2011 will be…

Where is the cave that houses people that use “bro”?

Huge? It’s the same length as a CD391 Fusion...not huge.

MS3? Haha. My Taurus SHO will eat that car for breakfast and shit the remains into its massive trunk.

Cheaper/faster than a donkey and wagon to transport coke?

Trailer park.

MOPAR...faster than a lightning bolt when it comes to developing warranty claims.

Is an AARP card required for purchase? Go to the Michigan UP in the summer and every third vehicle is a trike fueled up on Social Security funds...

I leased a loaded 2006 Fusion SEL manual. Not bad other than mounts tuned to the auto trans that resulted in massive front wheel hop. Same for my manual 2013 Fusion EcoBoost.

Only when you arrive.

$53.6k for a family...I’d jump off a fucking bridge.

85/15 rule. Management is at fault for 85% of of the fuck ups.

Support Michigan...Whirlpool.

No.

Get the Exploder Sport/Platinum or Flex EcoBoost. Otherwise, just get a mommy-mobile Grand Caravan.

Is this post for real? Do have a clue how the automotive supplier base works??? Analyze the parts of a hybrid vehicle. Start with the lithium for the batteries...if you think this Fiat is extreme...

Hey, they took Dukes of Hazzard so far from the show that it was pretty good. And while Uncle Jessie (Willie Nelson) played some Waylon along with Merle at The Fox in Detroit last month, he never did the Dukes theme song. Would have been sweet! Yee haw!

I wish the Fusion allowed the owner to specify sunroof vent or rollback. I only use vent when parked, and don’t want the windows down. If I left the car in the drive way with everything open expecting to drive again but decided not to, it was nice rolling everything up from inside the house.

I’ll keep my Flex Limited AWD EcoBoost...365 horsies and 350 torques.

The real question is why are they driving the cheesy American version of a Benz in Germany?