jakebasner
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jakebasner

Dammit that’s good.

The comment section here isn’t much for sincerity I know, but Jon is a good guy who will impressed people. He’s got a heck of a work ethic and a really good basketball mind. He may have not been their first choice, but I believe he is a good choice.

Who wants to bet that Colbert is harder on Stone than Megyn Kelly will be on Jones?

There bench looked like a list of players who were almost all-stars in 2004.

Take all the stars.

Oh there’s some kid running around Cleveland in a Curry jersey for sure. Probably one in a Durant jersey too. Just to be dicks.

I saw him play in high school too and one of those people convinced he was going to change the game with his passing. I think of this to remind myself that I am an idiot.

Scooter being your favorite Muppet Baby is even more rare than hitting 4 home runs in one game.

I won’t know how to feel about this until Curt Schilling weighs in.

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

Fine. I’ll do it. JVBaseballSuperstar 2020

That is beautiful.

We had to watch a package of flour as a child. They made us team up with a girl in the class, and we were supposed to cooperate with each other and keep a budget and all that great stuff.

He’s always been an idiot.

Holy shit I hadn’t even made that connection. He was the guy obsessed with the OJ trial.

The takes are as hot as you would imagine.

The Detroit Tigers mascot, Paws, wasn’t included on this list an I applaud that decision. He is the worst.

He’s right they aren’t the Monstars. The Monstars end up losing the game. It’s like he’s never seen the movie!

I believe whomever People Magazine named the sexiest person alive that year calls you, but they have to identify themselves as that specific year. It’s confusing.

1998 called for you, they were asking for their tired joke format back.