jakebasner
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jakebasner

The trick is on the spot though. “The guy wit the lisp whose wife I banged!”

The trick is on the spot though. “The guy wit the lisp whose wife I banged!”

That doesn’t mean he knows his name. I think the reason he said “Ben” so much during the press conference was so he didn’t forget it.

That doesn’t mean he knows his name. I think the reason he said “Ben” so much during the press conference was so he didn’t forget it.

“What are their first names?”

“What are their first names?”

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

Some people are saying that concussions make people smarter.

Some people are saying that concussions make people smarter.

This schtick is getting old fast.

Oh that’s a good guess, but no, I was talking about the Unabomber.

Oh that’s a good guess, but no, I was talking about the Unabomber.

Weird few days for the University of Michigan.

God damn you for making me laugh out loud at my office.

A bunch of Woodward and Berstein’s we got over here at Deadspin. Wait, but that would make Correa both Deepthroat and Nixon?

My only memory of Aubrey Huff is when the Tigers traded for him and we all of the sudden missed late in his career Gary Sheffield.

I think they are always awkward.

I’d like to seem him succeed too, but he’s kind of a tweener. Too small to play SF, not quick enough to play PG in the NBA.

He looked like he was going to reach through the window and strangle me to death. It was great.

Did they waste a pick on Valentine too? I’m a big MSU fan but I don’t see his game translating all the well to the NBA.