Draymond’s a bit younger than me, but growing up in Saginaw we all loved Dennis Rodman, even after he left the Pistons. I think he models his game after him a bit. The flailing limbs were always part of his schtick.

“You really want old man Patterson’s finger on the button?”

Only when they don’t have weed.

Well, Embiid is that “bit.” So yes!

Just for the record, those two guys wearing the American flag as shirts as they strum their guitars is much more disrespectful than burning a flag.

Oh god, it’s beginning. The 76ers are showing a bit of promise, so it’s time for all the sportswriters across the country to “reconsider” the process and Sam Hinke.

Or more likely, pretends to have read them.

Libertarian used to mean someone who was a republican who wanted to smoke pot. Now it means someone who takes their political cues from South Park.

We all know the Odor’s can be Rougned.

When do we decide if he’s good or not? It’s been a pretty solid season and 1/2 now.

It’s a hard question. Because I think most of would say great passing is more exciting, but Steph throws a wrench into things.

You know, I think this Steven fellow is sweet on you.

I’d say they both include handles highlights... one leads to a shot while the other to a pass though.

Agreed... but kind of a trick question follow up; Steph Curry right now or J-Will in his prime?

More fun to watch; great passing or great shooting?

Deadspin commentators are the best.

That’s a good question! An electric dog would probably need polishing more than a regular dog...

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”

I only ever visited Grantland when I saw an interesting link on ESPN. I only went to ESPN to check scores. Now my phone updates me with scores and stats, and I couldn’t tell you the last time I looked at ESPN.

I spend probably a little over a 1/3 of my monthly earnings on rent and utilities. It barely leaves me enough money for the drugs and alcohol that I need to try and forget how shitty life is.