So after decades of defending itself without carriers, how did this happen? The one-word answer:

That’s super awesome dude! I wish you the best in your endeavor to channel your best Torch!

Jason is my role model in all things.

Pfft, you’ll just end up driving it to the mall like all the other posers. Most airplane tugs never even see tarmac.

I had no idea there were chevy sized mclaren dealerships. I bet the value in that lot is the GDP of my town for a year.

A star for the most intelligent post thus far, even if it's not what we wanted to hear

Unfortunately he was driving a Penske, and insurance only covers this sort of thing with a Ryder.

Goodyear makes it easy to inspect RV tires.

Thanks jalop!

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

That camo does have sort of a hypnotizing effect. It’s making me feel... like... I don’t care... about long term reliability. I think I want a VW now.

Agreed, I think this should be the only paint option. Would save us all a lot of discomfort and eye pain. 

Disregard wenches, acquire currency. 

A Small Crossover That Doesn’t Suck

You just dont understand apple or its products.   This is a bold new innovation in personal finance.   (just kidding)

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

All the torsional rigidity of a shoe box without the lid with the weight of the USS Missouri