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I mean... 24 people playing Mario 64. I can see some cuddling happening maybe?

And Kinja’s stupid infinite scrolling claims yet another victim...

You’re a bit touchy about less than flattering comments about BMW, aren’t you?

The only thing I got out of your comment is the fact that you *noticed* he blurred out a dog’s genitalia. So fucking strange.

It’s all about the Mario

I don’t know why you were looking, but you made me go back. I don’t know why it is so funny, but I can’t stop laughing.

The only thing I got out of this article is the fact that you blurred out a dog’s genitalia. So fucking strange.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Here it is! It has some minor issues that I will totally get fixed first.

The street on which I grew up in Indiana consistently flooded after rain of more than 5-6 inches, and I also had to park my car in the street more often than not (important because my driveway was at a 30-degree incline). One night, we had eight-plus inches of rainfall, and I woke up to a very wet interior in my 1993…

I feel you on this, but I want kind of the opposite. I want EVERY FUCKING POLITICIAN, CEO AND VOTER who went to bed with this piece of shit to be branded with a “45" on their foreheads so they can live out the rest of their days in shame of the roles they played in this “reality shitshow.”

If the cavs want too many more assets I might start asking for lebron instead of kyrie.

Seriously. This article is one step above recommending buying lottery tickets.

This is an astute observation.

You’re now divorced

What’s the big deal? We always hear how professional sports teams are like close-knit families, right? When we were still married, my ex and I used to go days at a time without talking too. It’s normal.

Apology accepted, punkass.

“...holds a deeper meaning that very few people understand.”

Covfefe.