Then call the article something else.

That picture is from when I first got it, but my friend was an inattentive clutz so he tore the fabric covering over the rubber door seals with his belt or something. He also left the sunroof open without moving the mechanism for months at a time, and so it seized up and can only tilt open on one side. He never bought…

Quality, unto infinity.

The “Lucky” one here is the FWPD detective who gets to handle this. Talk about a job doing itself.

It’s funny when the dog is the one with the most normal name in the story.

So is there a consumer version of this Mad Libs news article creator app you’re using? It seems like it’s a lot of fun.

I mean, he was #1 on SportsCenter’s top 10 for this one in college...

Sometimes the best Deadspin is “didn’t get the joke” Deadspin.

Commenters seem incapable of interpreting your comment.

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

im not at the forefront of gaming systems. i still only own and play my ps3 and wii and have been perfectly happy with them. my “next” system may end up just being a used wii u.

You’re throwing around a lot of figures here that seem to be plucked straight from your imagination. “...games that will be played by maybe 50 people max”? I bought a turbografx game a couple weeks ago - there are 13 million consoles out there with the infrastructure in place to release additional games without much…

You could just report on this without the dripping condenscension. It costs Nintendo little to port already released games and I’m glad to see they’re still doing so.

All of which I prefaced by saying the evidentiary backing was based upon suggestive evidence, and not scientifically established fact.

The biggest advice I wish I learned earlier: Don’t finance a car.

I did portfolio management for five years as a profession. When it comes to investing in the market, it’s a sham (unless you’re insanely wealthy). What a finance professional should be helping you with is things like planning proper insurance, helping you calculate necessary savings for you goals, longer term estate…

Sure. Kinja is dumb and these comments are jumbled as fuck, but I also posted this earlier:

seems like the only thing your mouth is good for is a cock holster as well.

And ZOOM! The point of the joke goes RIGHT over your head! It has nothing to do with a sex act being between two men. It has everything to do with one of those men being politically submissive to the other using a sexual metaphor. That’s not homophobia in the slightest bit. You’re being a knee-jerk reactionary, and…

The whole premise that the cock-holster joke is homophobic is flat out ridiculous, and maddeningly hyper-sensitive. I’m gay,I saw the show, not for a moment did I think it was anything other than hilarious. It literally never crossed my mind. Would calling someone a brown noser or saying someone kisses ass therefore…