Apology accepted, punkass.

One thing I’ve always wondered is why a certain very common type of internet commenter is so fixated on group masturbation rituals.

“...holds a deeper meaning that very few people understand.”

Covfefe.

Then call the article something else.

That picture is from when I first got it, but my friend was an inattentive clutz so he tore the fabric covering over the rubber door seals with his belt or something. He also left the sunroof open without moving the mechanism for months at a time, and so it seized up and can only tilt open on one side. He never bought…

Quality, unto infinity.

The “Lucky” one here is the FWPD detective who gets to handle this. Talk about a job doing itself.

It’s funny when the dog is the one with the most normal name in the story.

So is there a consumer version of this Mad Libs news article creator app you’re using? It seems like it’s a lot of fun.

I mean, he was #1 on SportsCenter’s top 10 for this one in college...

Sometimes the best Deadspin is “didn’t get the joke” Deadspin.

Commenters seem incapable of interpreting your comment.

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

im not at the forefront of gaming systems. i still only own and play my ps3 and wii and have been perfectly happy with them. my “next” system may end up just being a used wii u.

You’re throwing around a lot of figures here that seem to be plucked straight from your imagination. “...games that will be played by maybe 50 people max”? I bought a turbografx game a couple weeks ago - there are 13 million consoles out there with the infrastructure in place to release additional games without much…

You could just report on this without the dripping condenscension. It costs Nintendo little to port already released games and I’m glad to see they’re still doing so.

All of which I prefaced by saying the evidentiary backing was based upon suggestive evidence, and not scientifically established fact.

The biggest advice I wish I learned earlier: Don’t finance a car.

I did portfolio management for five years as a profession. When it comes to investing in the market, it’s a sham (unless you’re insanely wealthy). What a finance professional should be helping you with is things like planning proper insurance, helping you calculate necessary savings for you goals, longer term estate…

Sure. Kinja is dumb and these comments are jumbled as fuck, but I also posted this earlier: