Apology accepted, punkass.

One thing I’ve always wondered is why a certain very common type of internet commenter is so fixated on group masturbation rituals.

“...holds a deeper meaning that very few people understand.”

Covfefe.

Then call the article something else.

That picture is from when I first got it, but my friend was an inattentive clutz so he tore the fabric covering over the rubber door seals with his belt or something. He also left the sunroof open without moving the mechanism for months at a time, and so it seized up and can only tilt open on one side. He never bought…

Quality, unto infinity.

The “Lucky” one here is the FWPD detective who gets to handle this. Talk about a job doing itself.

It’s funny when the dog is the one with the most normal name in the story.

So is there a consumer version of this Mad Libs news article creator app you’re using? It seems like it’s a lot of fun.

I mean, he was #1 on SportsCenter’s top 10 for this one in college...

At least it wasn’t in Comic Sans.

Alexa: Now playing Make (2016) on FireTV.

There is a group of very clever people out there who crafted a pretty impressive piece of technology... Who are face palming hard at what happened when marketing got hold of it.

Sometimes the best Deadspin is “didn’t get the joke” Deadspin.

Commenters seem incapable of interpreting your comment.

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

Wait, this is the actual poster? I thought it was joke piece somebody threw together to make fun of a bad poster!

I would blame balancing over abundant requests from 2 sets of studio and marketing execs rather than any individual designer. You can almost here the rationales that led to every image in the poster, primarily confirming Spider-Man as an MCU property and appealing to every demo segment possible. Also, fulfilling …

This post brought me into Art Director Mode.....

Star Lord has yours.