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seems like the only thing your mouth is good for is a cock holster as well.

Hush, let the nice straight lady explain to us how we gay people are wrong.

And ZOOM! The point of the joke goes RIGHT over your head! It has nothing to do with a sex act being between two men. It has everything to do with one of those men being politically submissive to the other using a sexual metaphor. That’s not homophobia in the slightest bit. You’re being a knee-jerk reactionary, and

Katherine, normally your writing is fine, but I really think you completely stubbed your foot on the wall with this one.

Definitely the latter, because with the former, at least there’s misguided sincerity.

You’re not missing a thing. This “journalist” is just one of those people that thinks everything is an attack against them...

The whole premise that the cock-holster joke is homophobic is flat out ridiculous, and maddeningly hyper-sensitive. I’m gay,I saw the show, not for a moment did I think it was anything other than hilarious. It literally never crossed my mind. Would calling someone a brown noser or saying someone kisses ass therefore

When your boss has to come in to the thread to defend you, it’s pretty clear you both fucked up.

Katherine, as a 100% fully certified cock-gobblin’ Sodomite....what? The joke wasn’t HAHA GAY, HOW HUMILIATING. The joke was HAHA HE’S LITERALLY IN BED WITH PUTIN. YOU CORRUPT FUCK. There was nothing homophobic about it. Do you honestly believe this drivel, or was this an attempt to drum up clicks while being

Aleksander...thank you for your service, courageously snarking in defense of poor Katherine here on the Kinja battlefield.

Oh. Uh. Colbert is only a bit older than me, so maybe I can shed light on this. And hey, it’s been a while since I #ruinedajoke so here I go~

*Skinheads are “bald”
*Rogaine is a product that purportedly reverses baldness in men.
*Trump, who is struggling with baldness likely is aware of the product.
*Rogaine ads were

I don’t get how it is cool to call him a gorilla with a TBI but not say that he sucked Putin’s dick.

Ha, ha, ha, get it, the joke is oral sex, between two men, because that’s humiliating and shameful.

But...but CLICKS, y’see.

See everyone, it’s not just conservatives who aren’t able to understand the meaning of a joke and get indignantly outraged by it. There are also many oblivious liberals.

Definitely not the only analysis. At all. Trump serves Putin, not us. Colbert made that point in ribald fashion.

Seems like it was more an attempt to characterize Trump as willing to suck Putin’s dick as a sign of obeisance.

Swing and a miss, Katherine.

Eh? I don’t know, I think it sexualized their relationship (not the first time) as a way of illustrating the extent of the closeness. I see fellatio used all the damn time against women and men as a way to indicate their inferiority and subservience in relation to the beneficiary. Homophobic though? I don’t know, I’m

Oh, please, there’s nothing inherently homophobic about that joke.