Really? I’m new and I think this is hilarious. How could any reader, no matter how much of a newbie, take this seriously? It’s so brazenly schticky(?) lol

Is this sarcasm? I reaaaaaaally hope so.

While I’m sure the league is happy to pay less to it’s indentured servants....errrr, I mean employees, the referees themselves have resisted any overtures to become employed full time by the league. This way, they can still earn income at their primary jobs while padding that with a sweet part-time six figure job.…

+100. It’s criminal this doesn’t have more stars.

I sometimes wonder if Bill Simmons and Rick Reilly are the same person. Are they?

Cowboys fan here. Personally I look forward to your “Why Your Team Sucks” profiles every year! I especially look forward to your roasting of dem Cowboys!!!! And I await with great trepidation (and glee, if I’m being honest) all your takes when the Cowboys royally fuck up their QB situation and wreck this season. And…

I know, right? I managed half a paragraph and then stopped. It’s bat shit crazy.

Ahahahahahaha! I literally laughed out loud at work.

Why did she get laid out? For an alleged bad call I’m guessing?