You got a shitty deal as a youngest child. Usually you can do no wrong.

He wanted to surf it with a parachute and a piece of a rocket sled

I didn't think BvS was a very good movie, but it was at least more interesting to me than a lot of the recent superhero stuff, at least until Doomsday shows up. To go with your leaky opulent mansion analogy, it was more interesting to me than another slightly different home in the upscale neighborhood of Marvel…

Behold, the Gray Canary!