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Jake Wilber
jake-wilber

I think in this case, if the reports can be trusted, said gunman had already (a) killed or assisted with the killing of 5 other officers at this point, and also (b) had exchanged fire with the negotiating officers, in an obvious attempt to kill even more.

I honestly wonder why I still read Gizmodo. After BLam and some of the big guys left, they’ve just become shittier and shittier. There’s little differentiation between Gizmodo and just general tabloids. Legitimized and monetized shit-posting.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just

“I can be arrested for willingfully “ altering” my vehicle.”

John Deere claimed in a document involving the DCMA that their vehicles don’t belong to the customers when you’re buying one, you just have a license to operate it.

This is still a pretty vague bill, and I’m sure the nazi DMCA lovers at John Deere would love this bill. Will a Cobb tune be considered “hacking” and land me in prison? The language is extremely vague especially in their use of “alter”. So if I use a haltech in my Matrix, I can be arrested for willingfully “ altering”

...unless he isn’t actually a pedophile, in which case an innocent man (or at least a man that is not a pedophile) is being denied his freedom and simple human contact.

So I guess he’s guilty until he proves himself innocent? #AmericanJustice

What’d they hire Dr. Frankenstein to revive Steve Jobs’ corpse so they can create something innovative again?

Perhaps my favourite moment in history for canned foods.