ITT: “I’m broke and think people that don’t know much about cars are dumb.”

I can’t possibly see how this would be even slightly entertaining. Why not just design them on a computer then have them simulate the race as well?

Perfectly boring. Without human error, boring as fuck.

Perfectly boring. Without human error, boring as fuck.

Not having to design a protective crash structure around a fragile meatbag in the middle

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

Absolutely agree, just like at pitstops you go when your team tell you and it’s their fault. The penalty is after all for unsafe release which is not the driver’s responsibility.

Alissa’s entire point every time she writes about transit is that cars should be banned and everyone who owns one is a terrible human being. It’s genuinely the most intellectually dishonest bit of self-superior puffery I’ve ever seen from anyone purporting to be a journalist. I wouldn’t sweat about it too hard because…

I’d rather just be thankful that they continued to let it “rot on the vine” in lieu of building nothing at all.

This is some weird “Stop being a nerd if you don’t want to get bullied” kind of bullshit.

Since half of the money went to help kids with brain tumors, you just made yourself look like the biggest prick alive.

Fundamentally, this was a charitable donation that had a car as a thank-you present. The guy gives away many millions a year, so why not? Better than that last NPR mug I got...

While these two are the arch enemy of any car enthusiast I happen to agree with everything on their petition.

As the whole tree hugging movement pushes for electric cars they continue to overlook the facts. Making electricity, for the most part in the US, is done by burning coal or use of atomic power. Both of these come with an entirely different set of problems. Adding everyones car to the electrical grid would require us…

While I share your lack of sympathy for this guy, he didn’t get drunk in NYC. This occurred in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, which I’m pretty sure isn’t even an outer boro.

Exactly. If all these hipster clowns who defend Uber would use their brains for half a second they would realize that cab companies are regulated so heavily FOR THIS EXACT REASON.

when other companies/retailers jack up prices in times of high demand, we scream “gouging!!” when Uber does it, it’s “innovative.”

You must be a blast around the dinner table.

Twenty arrests and only 12 years old. That is so pathetic.

Time to put this one down.