I can never choose between the top 3: this, Homer at the Bat, and the Frank Grimes episode

25 years ago, a guy pitching as well as Syndergaard would’ve pitched the 8th, the 9th, and even the 10th if necessary. We could have had the greatest pitching duel of all time. I’m all for pitch counts in the regular season, but you have to throw them out at least to an extent in a winner-take-all playoff game.

Why are you embarrassed by that? Rose should be in the HOF, steroids users like Bonds and Clemens should too.

Regarding the Joakim Noah nonsense, if an American basketball player had opted out of a dinner with French troops, how quickly would the media have labelled him a hero?

One month from now:

New campaign slogan!

It’s not easy to become the most obnoxious team in a division with both the Yankees and Red Sox, but the Blue Jays are certainly trying their hardest. Good for them.

“That was inspiring to me. If the guy who’s old can beat the team from New York, I thought if you’re young, you can learn to do that.”

Well it is the only major league in which the majority of players are black and don’t suffer brain damage every Sunday.

Maybe not though! There are still rumors that Ray Allen might come out of retirement this season.

Simmons at PG, Saric at SG, Noel at SF, Okafor at PF, Embiid at C.

Josh Gibson died while still active. Maybe the greatest home run hitter ever.

The Patriots have no QBs left to start next week. Peyton Manning is available...

Christian Colon had the World Series-winning hit last year and I guarantee you that even a lot of die hard fans still don’t know who he is.

Fixed:

Zika

One thing I don’t get though is why teams need to disclose the injuries of all their players. The acquiring team is going to put their new player through a physical before the trade is official anyway.

Fantasy Player Ref Who Deserves To Die A Slow, Painful Death

I can. Caddyshack is obviously the answer.

And this article doesn’t even mention the 4 goals he scored for me in FIFA last night.